Moral of Stories...

If you don’t like the moral of this story, please ignore the moral, not the story:

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman . 

"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady. 
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?" 
"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady.

MORAL: Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client...!!! 
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Performance vs. Position

A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in a que at the Heaven's Gates.
Ahead of him is a guy, stylishly dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?
The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai !
God consults his ledger, smiles & tells Pandi : Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ..

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands confidently and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Pope's Assistant, Head Priest of the Church for the last 40 years.
God consults his ledger & tells the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ....

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.
'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED'

MORAL: It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.

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Always Think Positive !!!

Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice" 

Son: "I will choose my own bride!"  

Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter."  

Son: "Well, in that case...ok"  

Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.  

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."  

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"  

Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of The World Bank."  

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank. 

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a Vice-president. "  

President: "But I already have more vice- presidents Than I need!"  

Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates' Son-in-law."  

President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!!  

Moral: Even If you have nothing, you can get anything.

            But your attitude should be positive ……..

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One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train. Train is about to leave the station. All the passengers are settling down into their seats. As the train started the young man was filled with alot of joy and curiosity. He was sitting on the window side. He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, "Papa see all the trees are going behind". Old man smile and admired his son's feelings. Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversation between father and son. They were little awkward with the attitude of the 25 years old man behaving like a small child.

Suddenly the young man again shouted, "Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with the train". Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly. Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man's hand. He is filled with joy and he closed his eyes. He shouted again," Papa it's raining, water is touching me, see papa". Couple couldn't help themselves and ask the old man. Why don't you visit the Doctor and get your son treated. Old man said,"

*Yes, We were from the hospital. Today my son got his eyes for the first time in his life".

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A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. 

On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.

They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. 

The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,

I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted,

"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."

Pufffff!!!!!!. And he was gone.

 

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted

"I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.

" Pufffff!!!!!!!. And he was also gone. 

The boss calmly said,

"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm." 

MORAL:  "ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"

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